Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.

Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!

by Kerytach February 10, 2021

One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.

Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

one secccc

A term used by a female which definitely doesn't actually mean one second

Me: Can u ft now?
Her: one secccc
*30 minutes goes by*

by Idkrealfacts October 28, 2021

One bat

when someone is to give a 'one bat' they hit someone with the back of their hand really hard.

A ruthless smack on the face.

in eastenders when Ronnie gives Janine the 'one bat' and falls to the ground in one hit.

by Duno Qwarmz what u sayin! July 30, 2010

one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 2, 2020

Twenty One Pilots

the greatest band to ever exist

with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph, they have made awesome songs that are more amazing than the entire 2000s to 2020s bands and songs to ever exist combined

person in cafe: hey ur wearing a twenty one pilots shirt!!!

you: hell yeah arent they awesome?

person in cafe: yeah they are les be best friends!!!

by thetallyhalliganandclikkie March 5, 2025