Right-off!

Something crazy

He drove home really drunk last night. He’s right-off!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

National beat off day

October 5th is national bear off day to celebrate all the boys

“Yo tmrw Ima beat you off”

“Why”
“It’s national beat off day today”

by Nohomo2369 October 4, 2019

Shifted off

Shifted off ; is when you fuck up or ruin the climax of your master plan.

I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Face off

To intensily perform a task work related, or in a physical form.

That guy shovelled his face off.

She is texting her face off.

I going to smoke my face off.

by CRgoodStuf July 9, 2010

off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003

ts shit pmo me off

when this shit pisses you off but with more volume, can be described as the following; Thocky, Creamy, Thwocky etc.

Why would he take my one of a kind autograph glow in the dark snorkel, ts shit pmo me off.

by 7zipLunch February 9, 2025

Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024