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They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.
Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:
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-Zealous
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They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.
Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:
-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
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