Final sex solution

The proposal that has been put forward by some men to make all women sex slaves as a solution to the problem of being rejected by women before the women even kmow anything about them.

What do you think about the final sex solution?

by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009

Crazed Sex Poodle

Al Gore as described by a massage therapist in his hotel room.

" I told him he was acting like a Crazed Sex Poodle

by J.B.1.7. June 29, 2010

camp sex

Another way of saying "fucking intense" (a pun on "fucking in tents")

Dude I went supersonic on monday. It was camp sex.

by Dude 9 July 18, 2010

Intecrural Sex

A non-penetrative sexual practice in which the penis is placed between a partner's thighs, armpits, knee-joints or digits of the hands and feet. Much thrusting takes place as in penetrative sex in order to quicken the temper of the male and excite him to climax. This 'knobbly' fetish has been practiced by a number of homosexual serial killers, Dennis Nilsen prominent among them. I myself once tried it with a girlfriend's armpit but it wasn't much fun to be honest.

Homeless victim: I suppose you're going to strangle me now?
Dennis Nilsen: All in good time. First I've got something to slip between your knee joints.
Homeless victim: Oh not bloody intecrural sex again! I'd rather be strangled.

by Bones McFadden December 10, 2010

explosive sex

Sex so intense that you have to wear two pairs of underwear. A kind of sex that after you finish, you have to go to the hospital because your bits and pieces are a jumbled mess.

I had explosive sex last night that burned through my first pair of underwear and turned me into a woman

by Dr kennith noisewater October 30, 2013

Forbidden Sex

Cheating on someone or with someone, hooking up with your best friend's ex, a co-worker, or the person that your friends and/or family don't approve of would all be considered forbidden sex. I've had a few scrapes with this, but I should stick to fantasizing. Forbidden sex is forbidden because someone, somewhere, will be hurt.

i had forbidden sex with brad last night... and my parents are practicing Christians and brads mom is muslim

by NevaehheaveN June 10, 2014

pen sex

Short for penetrative sex.
Can also be shortened to pen.

Usually used for disguise or code purposes, but sometimes just for the sake of shortening the word.

Ex 1:
Brother 1: Dude, me and Judy had pen last night!

Brother 2: Awesome!

Mother *confused*: Good for you, honey.

Ex 2:
Person 1 *texting*: it was amazing we messed around for a bit n then she said she wanted pen sex

by gottalotta February 28, 2017