Skip to main content

Baby uwu

by F l o w e r October 30, 2020
mugGet the Baby uwu mug.

baby

A baby is a deluxe food item. If you were to eat a baby, you would have to be very rich and powerful. A baby is a food item that usually only be found at a restaurant chain known as "Hostpital", in a section called "The Newborn Nursery." Many people get takeout there, but for some odd reason, they may choose to raise the food as their own.
"I think I'm ready to ask Amy on a date."

"Where to?"

"Well, I'm not sure, but The Newborn Nursery in the Hospital sounds nice."

"Oh yeah, I heard they have a great baby sandwich there."
by annoyed grunt October 30, 2020
mugGet the baby mug.

Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”
Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...
by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020
mugGet the Need somebody, baby mug.

baby J

relatively small joint of marijuana, meant to be smoked by one person before they go to sleep
tim: what'd you do last night?
bob: oh, just rolled a baby J and passed out.
tim: ahh, the usual.
by mr-bob-dobalina November 1, 2020
mugGet the baby J mug.

Baby killer

Justine is a real baby killer
by Justmean November 1, 2020
mugGet the Baby killer mug.

Bottom baby

A bottom baby is a person who is always the bottom in the relationship, the little spoon, the one who gets fucked, all that jazz So basically the same thing as a pillow princess
Lisa: “oh look at my little bottom baby”

Cam: “ughh, stop”
Lisa tolled her eyes: “you didn’t seem that mad when I fucked your guts out”
Cam then blushed furiously: “BABE!”
Lisa chuckled: “seee, this proves my point
by Wierdo#100 November 2, 2020
mugGet the Bottom baby mug.

baby leggs

When you cant control your leggs when you are getting a blow job
CJ: She was sucking my dick so good she gave me the baby leggs... Jon: wtf are the baby legs bro?

CJ : bruh it's when you get head so good you can't control your legs like a little baby getting it Diaper changed
by UshldH8Me aka Dirt November 4, 2020
mugGet the baby leggs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email