GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!

RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000

by fanum facts May 1, 2024

turn off your notifications

If you don’t wanna get notifications from me, turn off your notifications. It’s not that hard. If you don’t want me sending you messages, stop screaming at me and TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS OFF.

if you don’t want to hear my messages, turn off your notifications.
Example:
person 1: im watching tv stop texting me
person 2: okay im gonna send you some stuff to see later so turn your notifications off.
person 1 (5 minutes later): STOP TEXTING ME OMGGGG
person 2: I said to turn your notifications off is it that hard?

person 1: stop texting me already.
person 2: I wasn’t texting you until you texted me randomly 5 minutes later. I stopped!
person 1 (9 minutes later): ugh im trying to spend some quality time with my family would you stop!
person 2: *writes this*

(I’m person 2 🙂)

by NikitaGaveMeApples! August 4, 2022

slab off

to get off, or to say that tommy matthews is a poor ugly nigger, with a bunch of dogs surrounding his busted ass house. with that big ass wardrobe on his porch.

"yea", slab off on dat water.

by John Dais March 7, 2009

Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .

Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.

by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017

Cadeing off

To double hand ejaculate on a spot of the rug under the corner of your desk with no clean it up.

Cade does nothing in his free time except for cadeing off.

by Carpet lover 69 May 1, 2025

Dozed off

To fall asleep unexpectedly.

The Young and the Restless was so boring today that I dozed off while it was on.

by Maddogg radio December 4, 2023

Gobbing Off

An unsubtle misusage of the English language to mask an innuendo, by cock whores pretending to be confrontational and loud, ashamed to admit their love for a mouthful of cock.

The act of giving fellatio to a group of men in the same room.

Often undertaken by cock whores and cum sluts at the rugby club on matchday, on a team of sweaty sportsmen

Debbie's accosted the team again, gobbing off as usual. Someone will be getting a right mouthful.

Debbie!! Debbie's about to take a right mouthful!!

Watch how she doesn't spill a drop!

by Rural Lexicographer October 25, 2025