Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

One Direction

A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.

one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*

by louis toplinson April 16, 2021

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.

''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

twofer one

two people giving, only one receiving

"he took me home last night & gave me that twofer one"
"should have just went to denny's, the deal would be better"

by eggs&ham February 10, 2023