Jack n the Box me Off

Masturbation.

Sexual act:I was with my girlfriend this weekend, I was really horny and asked her if she could jack n the box me off.

Egging your opponent while playing a video game: Hey! u suck!! why dont you jack n the box me off too!!

by JYW1 January 4, 2011

square bitches can't stand me

When fake hoes be hating on a nigga

You're ex is mad at you.

"Square bitches can't stand me"

by KiNG of KiNG November 19, 2013

National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.

If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.

by Hazelynn April 17, 2019

National Show Me Your Tits Day

National Show Me Your Tits Day (or NSMYT Day) is the day in which all your friends have to show each other their tits - boobs - moobs.

Ayo its National Show Me Your Tits Day, send me your tits!
Goddamnit, fine.

by TheCodingNick December 30, 2021

Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

by danjin May 18, 2009

buy some weed off me later!

the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past

-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"

by Mitchyyy October 18, 2009

don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

by Dankness at its finest July 9, 2017