Fanger

Anger that results in the bloodshed of another person(s), in retaliation for a perceived wrong, or injustice.

John’s fanger at his coworker, led John to murder him at their company’s summer cookout.

by BellaDonna99 January 15, 2026

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

fridge finder

when you continually look in the fridge for something good to eat but nothing really changes and you stand there looking around but you close it anyways and perhaps come back after to look again.

man im such a fridge finder last night for dinner but i didnt see anything good so i had to order pizza instead

by monkeyrainbowsareprettykiller September 24, 2010

Goochskin finder

one who searches peoples gooches for sexual pleasure.

Look at that guy hes such a goochskin finder.

by jurjdksjdklfjf November 18, 2010

Dist finder

Well, we must first find out what a dist is. A dist is something of a females body part, like the clitoris, or clit. This word, however, can be used to describe a males body part, like their dick. Now on to a dist finder. When a man (or woman) looks for the parters dist. Also used as an insult, aimed toward a person, mostly someone "most likely to suck eggs" in highschool.

Girl: Dude, you are such a dist finder.

Guy: not my problem, yours for having such a small dist.

Example 2:
Man 1: Dude, that man is such a dist finder. He will never get laid.

Man 2: Yeah. Hehe.

by Paldiu January 10, 2011

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016

Angry Fidget Spinner

Whilst receiving a blowjob you cum in the middle of a girls eyes. This resembles a third eye (similar to a fidget spinners 3 holes). You then spin her around so she'll get dizzy

Me: Guess what I did to Samantha last night.

Person 1: What?

Me: I made her an Angry Fidget Spinner

by Dillonthesexybeast May 23, 2017