sex do it for the kids

It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.

Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->

by Kevsedg August 22, 2006

Chuck Norris sex

The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.

Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris

"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"

-Chuck Norris

by Toby Lee Williams January 9, 2009

Sex trained dog

A dog that has been trained to have sex with humans.featured in some kinds of porn and sometimes brought to an orgy as a curosity or to make it more kinky or as a pet for a pervert ect.

Guss what John's got one of those sex trained dogs.

by Deep blue 2012 December 1, 2009

dirty troll sex

Nasty, dirty gross sex!

EWWW, it smells like DIRTY TROLL SEX in here!

by Erin November 2, 2004

Norwegian pyramid sex

Guys make a hollow pyramid with their bodies naked, Than a girl walks into the centre and they al start jacking off. When they jizz they aim for the girl and jizz all over her. Once she is covered in jizz the guys all take knives out and cut off their dicks, Covering the girl in jizz, blood, and dicks.

Dude I saw this fine ass girl and I asked her and some friends if they wanted to have some Norwegian pyramid sex.

by tree10010011101 March 21, 2014

impossible sex acts

Sex acts, that appear to be impossible. Duh.

An example of one of the many impossible sex acts is corn holing your partner from 100m away with a blind fold on your face.

by UpQuark October 3, 2013

potato sex goddes

The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man

that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.

by mr.peepants November 24, 2013