big fuck off

A meal so large it makes you think to yourself fuck that.

If it wasn't for that big fuck off meal maybe I wouldn't be so fat.

by Monkster2005 May 15, 2024

slanter off

lie in bed past the alarm.

i don't wanna stand up. I'll just slanter off instead..

by notyourfingbusiness February 22, 2017

Flash Off

To do something silently; Muffled or Faint.

"Creep up on em' Flash Off" -Buclcly

by Zodacxx July 16, 2023

Ticked off

Being annoyed,upset,even enraged.

I remember an x college of mine in the 10th grade was so ticked off.

by Toa Pohatu February 23, 2017

get off my lap

Something you say when people always be asking you for stuff like you're Santa Claus.

Get off my lap son!

Random dude: "yo dawg I can hold a twenty?"

Rich dude: "man get off my lap son!"

"Whatchu think I'm Santa Claus?"

Get off my lap son!

by stochasticsam December 22, 2010

Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.

"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."

by KickDickem April 21, 2017

Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.

Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh

by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020