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When an upset wife tells her husband try to get out of this sticky situation
Try to swiggle your way out of this one
by Cilla March 7, 2019
mugGet the Swiggle your way out of this onemug.

talking to ones self

If you're here 'coz someone said "Stop talking 2 urself",u probably are.Its just when u get so high on drugs, or glue, or you're drunk,and u start having a conversation,but the other other person is the other part of ur head.If it's a frequent habit (and if u need that link,ur totally screwed),then I'd get professional help-even if its ur screwed mate,who took drugs-tell em u got this other person in ur head,and u want him 2 fuck off.something like that.
"Who da fuck r u tlking to?!?!"
"Huh-wha?I woz talking to this guy in my head..."
"How many whiffs of that stuff did you take?Your one crazed up loser!Get out of the Drug habit,man."
mugGet the talking to ones selfmug.

the one

The One just drank a glass of pee!
The One just took over a country with his lesbian warrior army!
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
mugGet the the onemug.

fake one

you a fake one fr
by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022
mugGet the fake onemug.

iefje ons liefje

iefje ons liefje is very old and bald and loves us all...d
by DefinitlyNotKirbs September 6, 2022
mugGet the iefje ons liefjemug.

One Of Hearts

The leading indicator that you live in the Bizarro Universe because all so-called 'Full decks' of cards have no 'ONES' in them. In the other parallel universe all decks of cards start with the ones. In our 'Bizarro Universe' there are no 'ones' and nobody misses them because we are not using our brains properly. Want more evidence? Get the revelatory book that will blow your mind - The One Of Hearts by Michael Mathiesen
The One of Hearts is missing from my deck of cards - interesting no?
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 11, 2021
mugGet the One Of Heartsmug.

One Clap Tapper

A female that can't take dick. Hence the term. She takes one clap then taps out.
Nigga 1: Aye nigga I heard you fucked around with Tasha

Nigga 2: Yeah but she was a one clap tapper bro I didn't even get to nut!
by Jedi378 March 9, 2016
mugGet the One Clap Tappermug.

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