Dog Ass

When a person has no cushion for the pushin, a concave behind.

Jesse has an actually dog ass

by Dog ass enjoyer August 16, 2024

Dirty Dog

A person who is very sexual active. They typically get it on a lot, whenever, wherever.

Yo man, did you hear what Hayden did last night?
Nah, I didn’t.

Dudes a dirty, dirty dog
Classic Hayden

by PBOTT October 6, 2021

Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...

Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water

by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021

Horn Dog

A man or woman who check out people who aren't attractive. Likes checking out small boobs and flat asses.

Sam: Oh my god look at Julia's ass
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.

by Musicgod14 December 15, 2013

Dogs

Dogs- toes

If someone is wearing sandals with out socks their dogs are out, but if they are wearing socks their dogs are caged. If someone’s dogs are lose that means they’re in poor condition.

Person A: Did you see, Mrs. Vinson had her dogs out!
Person B: yeah they were completely lose!

by Ilcjhs October 12, 2022

wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma December 21, 2013

Dog

Like Ted but without a voice an adult toy source of entertainment

That dog needs a butler to remove dangle berry’s not a body guard brah

by Hectic Mooslie December 12, 2020