shit worms

cum that is in your shit after getting fucked in the ass way way way to hard!

oooo crap i have shit worms!

by t-young mofo November 16, 2006

Shit*Punk

Punk with no meaning or purposs. Songs can be about anything, as long as it's pointless. The asterik is there to show that "shit" and "punk" are connected.

Note: Shit*Punk is not neccessarily shitty punk.

"This song about doing leg raises is sooo shit*punk"

by Randy960 November 15, 2006

bricking a shit

The exact opposite of shitting a brick. Basically getting shit jammed up your ass. usually resulting in an infection or becoming a zombie

Dude a: Then my girlfriend bricked my shit
Dude b: Nice, i didn't know she liked bricking a shit. that has to hurt.

by iceberg666 March 17, 2009

Power Shit

when you really gotta take a crap but you hold it in extra long and when you get to the bathroom your crap is been ready and waiting. normally power shits are quicker than normal dumps.

holy crap iv been holding this crap in sooo long its definitely going to be an epic power shit

by D-Laird420 December 21, 2008

titanic shit

When a bowel movement is so magnanimous, that it spins around and is cut in half and pulled down under pressure, much like the titanic was.

I feel so much better after that titanic shit

by touber January 11, 2009

girl shit

Shit girls normally bitch about but some bitch guys are doing it because their really bitches in pants.

Person a: That flamer Anthony wouldn't admit his age when Katie asked him.
Person b: Haha, that's some girl shit rotf. He's a guy, we don't care about our age do we.
Person a: Nah, that's some girl shit for real, but Anthony's gay or bi, so he's part bitch anyway..

by Reggie White April 12, 2015

Cow Shit

Tyler stepped in it lol

Person 1: I heard Tyler stepped in cow shit the other day.
Person 2: Yes I heard that too, let's laugh about his misfortunes.
Person 1: (unhinges lower jaw and laughs demonically)

by Yeetus Deletus August 12, 2018