Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

Pulling a Griswold

The act of taking something that is going smoothly and according to plan, then intentionally sabotaging it for no other reason than to add chaos.

"I couldn't stop Kyle from pulling a Griswold at my Eagle Scout project last night"
"Oh no. What happened?"
"He spiked the ensure at the nursing home."
"That monster. And everything was going so smoothly."

by CIVY VORTAC September 11, 2016

Ghost-pull

The act of being being extremely close to hooking up with / pulling someone but then stopping at the critical moment. You know you could have got the whole way if you wanted to but you thought better of it, often because you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Essentially, your "ghost" pulled, but you remained faithful.

Man 1: I must have ghost-pulled about 3 girls last night, they all wanted me so bad.
Man 2: Thats good you remained faithful to your girlfriend, you are such a top bloke.

by Cantona93 September 4, 2016

Pull a Chris

The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.

Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.

by DankMemeAnater September 1, 2016

Pulling a Sammi

when your are slow at responding to a joke or comment because of lack there of understanding of topic being joked or commented about.

i was pulling a sammi while listening to a story from my friends. i was so lost

by JewWords August 20, 2016

pull a hoke

1. Verb- To have a joke go way over your head

2. Verb- To laugh so hard after understanding the joke you lean on your side

I can't even chill with him because if I do he'll pull a hoke on me

by murderleg August 15, 2016

Pulling a Tupac

When you trick people into thinking you are something you are not.

Derived from Tupac still being alive on an island with Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson.

"So you're not a parkour master?"
"Yeah, I was pulling a Tupac."

by Sockybomb July 18, 2016