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Schrödinger's Wokeness

When conservatives decided what is “woke” based on if it is successful or not like when the Barbie movie released people said it was woke but then when it made a billion dollars people decided it wasn’t
Person1: ew the Barbie movie is about feminism it will have a 70% drop of on the second week go woke go broke person 2: we will see about it. 1 week later. Person 2: the Barbie movie just became Warner bros. Highest grossing film so much for go woke go broke. Person 1: actually it was not that woke. Person 2: omg you are an example of Schrödinger's Wokeness
by Nooneknows69420 August 28, 2023
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Woke Foke

Made popular by Club Shay Shay interview with Katt Williams. Woke Foke refers to people who are aware of the corruption plaguing our society (pop culture, government, corporations). NOT to be confused with the Left Woke/Woke Left. There is an active campaign to make the original definition of Woke mean nihilistic and anarchic to vilify Truth Seekers fighting against the evil in our society.
J6 was an inside job.

9/11 was an inside job.

JFK assassination was an inside job.

Our border crisis is an inside job.

Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.

There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.
by Dead Bear420 January 7, 2024
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Woke right

It is an umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create.

These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending anti semitism and perpetuate Zionism as the norm.

They try to criticize, mock, ridicule and censor anyone who doesn’t support Zionism as a legitimate foreign policy strategy.

It was originally coined as a slur against people who opposed spending billions to fund foreign wars and toppling other foreign governments, but shortly after it was created it was discovered that it more appropriately describes individuals who have centered there ideology around pushing Zionist propaganda as their core belief.
Those “woke right” people really hate it when you bring up the “10 wars in 10 yearsstrategy
by @FuckTheGov.org October 13, 2025
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Woke

An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.
You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.
by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022
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woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.
Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.
by Schaaf April 30, 2019
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Woke

Supposed Meaning: State of acknowledgement of reality, such as injustice of some people. People who acknowledge there're problem might be considered Woke.

Meaning in current time: An ideology that proclaim to fight for injustice against minority, but in reality, causing problem to people include innocent people using minority as excuse, in order to gain themselves Moral Superiority Feeling, Clout, Personal benefit, or Excuse for Criminal Activity, etc.
Supposed: After learning how black people got bullied because of different in skin color, I want to help them, as I am woke at hated against black people.

Current: Alex: "I am calling everyone to attack this streamer, JoeTheMac, because he misgenders Allan! This is unforgivable"

Jimmy: "What the fuck are you talking Alex, JoeTheMac exposes Allan for Sexual harassment against Joe's sister. Stop being Woke and justify Criminal you idiot!"
by M.Sadly March 31, 2023
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Woke

The belief that everything is entitled to or should be against the main core or a long history to be forgotten by putting ideology politics into entertainment, always in media that has nothing to do with the iedology politics that the group of people want labelled under, and backfires most of the time.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that woke company that abandoned all it's main audiance?
Guy 2: Which one? There is like so many of them putting ideology politics into things they don't need it to be part of.
Guy 1: Oh you right, the entertainment industry is way too woke nowadays.
by Commander8750 July 6, 2022
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