A "friend" on facebook whom you added after meeting for a brief period of time. A friend of a friend of a friend, someone you met at a bar, or just a random acquaintance who happened to add you. You rarely, if ever speak to this person.
"Why are 90% of my friends Facebook friends? Who the hell is (XXX)?"
"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""
A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""
"Who is (XXX)? Oh yeah, I talked to her once at the bar... great, another Facebook "friend""
A: "Who's this (XXX) person? I think talked to her once in my Biology 302 class."
B: "Bam, Facebook "friend!""
by SimpsonsFanatic August 7, 2009
Get the Facebook "Friend"mug. a friend that embarasses you in social situations in order to gain attention; a person that constantly betrays your trust, but you cant get away from due to guilt issues; a type of friend that is ok one on one, but will turn on you as soon as other people are around, making it hard to break off the friendship because you 'know how they really are'.
toxic friend: *loudly so that the cute guy standing next to you hears* remember when you ripped that loud fart in front of that guy you liked?
by ladeefalcn March 31, 2005
Get the Toxic Friendmug. Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"
"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"
by GeoffreyG September 13, 2005
Get the let's be friendsmug. someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 28, 2004
Get the fairweather friendmug. An intimate friend; a really kindred spirit to whom you can confide your inmost soul. Very hard to find.
1) I'm so glad I met Lin. She is a bosom friend!
2) I never expected to find such a bosom friend, but I'm glad I did.
2) I never expected to find such a bosom friend, but I'm glad I did.
by Can't you guess who I am??? June 15, 2010
Get the bosom friendmug. Someone who is there for you day after day, no matter what, somebody better than a bestfriend, that has never left your side from day they got there, you have the most and best memories with them, fall out over stupid little stuff and are friends again with the hour, take stupid photos, talk about everything, the one you can trust with your life. Makes you smile by thinking about them, never fails too make you laugh or smile and always brightens up your day, bestestfriends is a promise not a label and you prove too eachother its not just for a day its forever!
by KatyPerryLover August 22, 2010
Get the bestest friendmug. A person whom your parents know, from that job they had back in the day, whom they've never quite been able to shake off. This person will continually reappear at social gatherings involving other family friends, who all seem to just orbit around the periphery of your parents' lives for years and years, like a fly buzzing around your head that simply won't die.
Despite the ever-repetitive "look how tall you've gotten!"s and "I haven't seen you in ten years!"s from these strangers, you are required by unwritten social code to treat these people as if they were at least close enough to be a creepy uncle.
Despite the ever-repetitive "look how tall you've gotten!"s and "I haven't seen you in ten years!"s from these strangers, you are required by unwritten social code to treat these people as if they were at least close enough to be a creepy uncle.
Mom: Our family friend Carl is coming to the barbecue on Saturday.
You: Who?
Mom: Oh you know, that guy I worked with 50 years ago, and we just happened to keep in touch. You've met him, he saw your birthing, remember?
You: ...
You: Who?
Mom: Oh you know, that guy I worked with 50 years ago, and we just happened to keep in touch. You've met him, he saw your birthing, remember?
You: ...
by Flameow December 10, 2010
Get the family friendmug.