when the corn is past it’s prime

simple, when taylor’s cooch is so far up, you can smell the corn!

hey pooh! look at taylor, that corn is coochie! when the corn is past it’s prime

by squigglysquirrels99 October 17, 2019

you he when the

when he
when he at the

tom: you he when the
bob: wtf
tom: am have stroke

by zTiramisu March 27, 2022

I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men".

It belongs in a museum!

Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".

by QuacksO December 1, 2023

When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

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When I Walk, You Can Not Breathe

by Reninu March 17, 2025

To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

what i be saying to myself

WHEN WILL THEY PUBLISH THE 56 DEFINTIONS I WROTE

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will SMack YOur BAck When I AM Out On THe ROad<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025