The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
Get the weasel-scoutingmug. “Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”
by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021
Get the Pussy Weaselmug. A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.
by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020
Get the Weasel Tugmug. by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
Get the Cheese Weaselmug. Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
Get the Bush Weaselmug. Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.
Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.
It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
Get the Snot Weaselmug. by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023
Get the Weasel squadmug.