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Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.
I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.
by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022
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Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.
Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!
by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018
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German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
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Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears
person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!
by luke214169420 September 21, 2025
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Bush Weasel

Noun: A derivative of the term bush pig, a bush weasel is a skinny, ugly, and weasel-like bitch. Skinny enough to get laid, ugly enough to never be claimed by any man.
Trae: Yo, did you see Steve’s new lady?
Brad: Yeah, that bitch is a straight bush weasel.
by mikecoxhuge August 3, 2024
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weasel-scouting

The art of hanging out in skanky bars sober in order to pick up drunk women take them home and have sex with them
John went weasel scouting on Saturday night and picked up a 58 year old intoxicated large lady and took her home and boinked her senseless. He went weasel-scouting
by Sarahr November 15, 2013
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Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
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