the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)

Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("

by SAY YOUR ARE MY BAKA 🙈🤬😈👹 May 10, 2021

vanilla caucasian

another word , for someone who laughes at craddlers , and tweakers and raps every time he smokes tha mary jane. His name is usually Richard Dick Franklin or frankie frank Franklin, the pick pocket from Indonesia

guy smokes a lot of pot. hears him in the other room raping abouy random shit and people in bushes. then someone says "its vanilla caucasian in da houseeee"

by farfanoogal team May 25, 2018

Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

Vanilla Rush

Similar to Jungle Fever or Curry Fever, but being addicted to white people. You become obsessed with them and want to bang them hard. This most commonly applies to non-white women who have a strong attraction to white men.

Guy 1: Did you see the tits on that white girl?

Guy 2: Yeah dude her tits are huge!!!
Guy 1: I think I got the Vanilla Rush.

by WildKatt4698 September 19, 2023

Vanilla Sugar

Made by putting dried vanilla pods in a container of sugar for baking.

The recipe calls for 40 grams of vanilla sugar.

by Sallawhaldewen January 10, 2021

Vanilla Buddy

When you and your friend are basic as hell and you both know it.

That's my Vanilla Buddy

by 420 Vanilla Rabbit 69 April 2, 2019