Sour Vampire

Any individual who drinks Menstrual Blood

That Sour Vampire love's period blood

by The Sour Vampire April 1, 2025

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The Vampire

Cutting into your dickhead with a razor and getting a blowjob. While she's sucking you squeeze your dick so blood shoots in her mouth. While she is stunned by all the blood, you turn her around and put your dick in her ass while screaming: 'I am Dracula, bow before me, bitch!'

-Hey man, in what position did you fuck her yesterday?
-I did the vampire.
-Holy shit, that's fucked up!

by GingerGodBelgium November 1, 2017

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Vampire Fangs

Eating someone out while on their period.

“I ate my girl out and she was on her period!”

“Bro you got your vampire fangs!”

by b a b y c a k e s February 26, 2024

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The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend

"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."

by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009

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Vampire Monkey

A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"

"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song

"Vampire Monkey"?

BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"

by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 23, 2010

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