by BlajarbisKamikaze January 1, 2023
Get the Wide Vag Energymug. by Merochsa December 18, 2016
Get the Vag Grip (v.g.)mug. The art of using the lips of a vagina to smear wax all over one's body surface and then proceed to use the vagina as an arm of sorts to put the paper towels on the wax-covered surface and then ripping them off furiously while a chimpanzee between the age of 1-2 years old watches and faps casually.
by JimJum June 6, 2014
Get the Waxing Vagmug. by orange123 March 2, 2009
Get the vag vendermug. by Nightrider46920 August 1, 2022
Get the VAGmug. by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013
Get the vag of doommug. Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.
Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
Bro 2: Yeah sur-
(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-
(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".
Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?
by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018
Get the Vag-jivingmug.