Vag

A group of douches.

The club was great, but then a Vag of douches showed up.

by the gall July 27, 2019

vag saccc

Definition 1: When someone is a very mean person.

Definition 2: A very creamy, juicy vagina.

Example 1: “Jillian don’t be a vag saccc!”
Example 2: “Jillian your vag saccc is showing”

by rilito May 23, 2019

Inky Vag

When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.

Fuck! My marker exploded and now I got a inky vag. Guess I'll wash myself now.

by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019

vag plaque

The thick gardening of the dried secretion commonly found thickening the walls of the vagina on a mud cricket.

After going down on a mud cricket, the vag plaque flakes off, giving you the pleasure of a snack later on.

by Haha Yupp August 6, 2019

Vag flats

Abbreviated form of the words vaginal flatulence.

Girl, are you suffering from a bad case of the vag flats? Cause something stank.

by TugglesB June 10, 2018

Vodka Vag

The inability to orgasm during sex due to an overconsumption of alcohol; the female version of "whiskey dick."

girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time

by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017

Vag confident

Loosely connected to evolutionary theory - i.e, a women's lips are attractive to the opposite sex due their similarity to a Female's sexual organs (labia lips). Using social media, women adopt an exentuated pout (in 'selfies') to elicit heightened sexual attraction; unconsciously communicating 'i am ready for sexual activity and super fertile'.

Women who do not adopt thIs approach in 'selfies' exude a confidence and low need for attention from others - hence they are 'vag confident'.

1) She's look amazing on her face book site , she is so vag confident
2) I'd really like to get to know her; seems so cool and natural. Amazing vag confidence

by Simon McG April 19, 2018