Twilight

National kiss your cousin day

Hey, guess what it’s national twilight day so come here!

by Sophia May October 18, 2019

Twilight zone

A creepy ass shoe that scared the living fuck out of me as a child

The twilight zone is fucked

by Arden kelly November 2, 2019

Twilighting

When you suck the period blood out of a women's vagina, like a vampire.

I was twilighting my girl for a week last month.

by Eats melees November 2, 2019

Twilight

A book with a horny girl with daddy issues who fucks with vampires and wolfs for them to die in the last movie for nothing

Person1 : I’m team Edward from twilight (vampire)
Person 2 : I’m team Jacob from twilight (wolf)
Person 3 : no one cares

by Just Karen November 7, 2019

Twilight Princess

Nick loves playing twilight Princess.
He would love to have a 3 way with zelda and Barbara Streisand.

He would love to "town plan" a bukakke party with many men.

Hey you don't be silly put a Condom on that willy. You twilight Princess

by Toilet Trained. November 11, 2019

Twilight

A series in which, if the love triangle is removed, it is about a girl who moves to a rainy town. It contains sparklepires, the dumbest highschool girl ever, and a werewolf that she has known since she was a kid, but instead she goes after the guy who has to excersices self-control to not suck her blood.

Most Girls: "Twilight is so awasome, like, Edward is soo Hawt so like #teamedward

Sane people:"one of the only books in which the movie is better. Not because the movie is good, but because both are so horrible that the movie is acutually slightly less horrid.

by Luna Elana June 12, 2020

Twilight bliss

The final feeling you get before you overdose on a hard drug

N:”dude did you hear peep died?”

K:”yeah i wonder if he got his Twilight bliss...”

by Jojsanders September 9, 2020