Smooth Tube

A Saxophone.

Nathan: Hey, what instrument do you play?

Jayden: The Smooth Tube.

Nathan: Nice.

by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020

grisly tube

scratchy grimy … unit

juice WRLD has a grisly tube

by The chair in the corner. ;p November 17, 2021

Clam Tube

When the left over toilet paper role falls in the toilet and you fuck the holy shit out of it. Ceepin it nifty on Fiftys.

Crip Mac got a hold of the Ole Clam Tube last night, he was in the bathroom for hours.

by Kodak Nutsack February 11, 2022

Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.

I had a nice alaskan tubeline with my dad

by OH BOY(; February 14, 2022

PNG Tuber

A YouTuber that typically uploads YouTube shorts or TikToks who uses a PNG of their OC to simulate talking or used for comedic effect, and usually followed with Minecraft parkour in the background and a loud bubbly voice to keep audience engagement.

Person 1: "Ugh"
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Just another cringe ass PNG Tuber"

by sr.boyson March 20, 2022

Feeding tube

He is living off of a feeding tube.

Hym “Totally incapable supporting his self. Hasn’t done a goddamn thing in his worthless fucking life. He’s practically hooked up to a feeding tube. There is not a single worthwhile thing about that piece of shit. But he’s one of the chosen. And no the marginalized only get a voice if the women consent to it. You’re just as much of a piece of shit as he is.”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

heathen tube

A Heathen Tube is another name for an airplane.

targent: "What is it about being in an airplane that makes everyone buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone be ordering it.
transhumanisticpranspermia: "Ginger grow in the ground, so it keeps you connected to God's earth while you're thousands of feet up in the heathen tube.

by Ladis Washerum November 11, 2022