tampines secondary school

all xiasuey yps inside this school, like to dye hair and put one leg sleeve tattoo, showing off said tattoo by wearing extremely short pants. likes to talk to more than one girl at once and think they are extremely cool

tampines secondary school xiasuey

by YpTampinesGivenchy August 22, 2021

Tampire

a Tampire is a Vampire that doesnt like hurting humans or animals... so in order to get the blood they need to survive, they suck the blood off of used tampons....

Gay guy 1: hey check out that Vampire... he's suckin' on a used tampon lol!!!

gay guy 2: lol!!! he must be a tampire!!!

by Ph8 April 23, 2004

fun tampon

Someone who impedes the flow of good times with his/her negative attitude, annoying behavior, and/or (but not limited to) incessant bitchiness towards anyone who is unfortunate enough to be in the company of such a killer of good moods, much like a tampon impedes the flow of...well you get the idea.

Todd: Anne was being such a fun tampon last night, we had to ditch her after the movie.

Matt: Guys this is the best birthday party I've ever had. Thanks so much for coming.
Kelly: Yay!
Anne: I've been having increased bowel movements recently; can someone show me where the restroom facilities are in case I get the runs again? Also, I haven't had sex in a while so I'm even more uptight than usual. Are you gonna eat any more of that?
Everyone and Their Mothers: What a fucking fun tampon.

by Horatio Pendergrass, II September 16, 2008

Tampon it

used in the same context as 'lets make like a banana..... and split'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'

hey guys this place sucks, lets tampon it!
dude, not cool!

by Chelsea the room 2 whore January 18, 2009

Tampod

A secondary insult to Apple's ugliest iPod ever created, the iPod Shuffle, first generation. The image and term was realized when a young man, Gene T., imagined that the iPod shuffle 1G looked like a tampon, hence created a shirt with a picture of that nasty piece of shit covered in blood with a string coming out of it.

I fucking hate the tampod.

Dude, you have a tampod? You fag.

by The Bacon Deity November 17, 2009

tampoon

the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".

That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot

by Maryd August 23, 2006

tampa

City in Florida, located gulf coast central area. Geographic highlight is the wide bay flowing out to the Gulf of Mexico. Is the major urban area of a large metro region known as Tampa Bay (which includes neighboring St. Petersburg and Clearwater). Population is a mix of mostly first/second generation transplants from the north during the Florida population growth of the 1970s and 80s, and Cubans and other Caribbean exile communities. Is best known as the home of long-suffering (until recently, when they won the Super Bowl) NFL team Buccaneers, and one of the first successful pro hockey teams south of Philadelphia in years. The bay metro area is also a prominent baseball Spring Training locale and home of a really weak pro baseball team.
Local economy relies mostly on tourism/beaches, with shipping/importing/exporting, finance, and some aerospace industries.
Is considered a middling metro area compared to Florida's major metro Miami/Dade-Ft.Lauderdale-Palm Beach, and not as favorite a tourist attraction as Orlando. However, the beaches are great, the ambience (sp?) is pleasant, and traffic throughout Florida sucks anyway so just live with it, okay?
Metro area is also birthplace of the Hooters restaurant franchise.

Tampa. Home of the lukewarm buffalo wings and hot waitresses.

by Paul Wartenberg February 22, 2004