Tool Shed 

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"

Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.

Tool Shed by Tonaho April 28, 2011

Tool Flops 

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools

james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday

Tool Flops by chennychen June 4, 2013

Tool Flops 

Flip flops worn by men without socks, and are also associated with tooling.

Dlernz was toolin it up by wearing tool flops to school as he was not wearing socks.

Tool Flops by Hadtodoittoem July 23, 2013

tool bagging 

Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.

wow what a bunch of Tool Bagging there is like 20 or so tool bagging's down there

tool bagging by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

Tool-tugger 

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.

That George, he is such a tool-tugger!

Tool-tugger by RTM 1963 September 11, 2014

Tool Shed 

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.

Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.

Tool Shed by aew920 September 29, 2014

Tool de force 

A Tool de force is any tool in a position of authority or a tool with an attitude problem. A Tool de force has little critical thinking capability and or general malicious intent because they were dropped as a child.

My boss is a real Tool de force, I don't know how they got this job. Probably sucking cock for $

Tool de force by tabarin October 24, 2014