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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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dirty walker

when you're sucking your girl's big toe as she twists your balls into a knot and proceeds to stick her foot into your anus making you climax on her dog.
Bro mattie gave the hardest dirty walker of my life, her dog is stuck to the wall.
by Bobby_the_booby_buster March 19, 2024
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Louis Walker

The main tic, the girls swarm around him like bees do to their queen. Louis’ main catchphrase is “Up the fucking tics”
Hey, did you see Louis Walker today at the tics away day? I felt like I wanted to f*ck him right there right then!
by @wafclouis October 28, 2017
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walker hit

A person who hits a blunt/joint but doesn’t inhale
Stop fucking walker hitting the weed you moron
by You mom poos February 1, 2018
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Griffin Walker

The human version of a dyslexic piano
that kid is so weird, he's almost like griffin walker
by The best person Eva August 2, 2021
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Dawg Glass Walker

An extremely friendly and outgoing person, who (walks on broken glass) with intention of gaining enough trust to manipulate the target(s) into bringing their guard down only

to ultimately betray them. Only the most skilled elites having the ability to repeatedly and successfully scamming the same individuals can earn this title.
"Grrr, Liz got me again. This time that DAWG GLASS WALKER stole my lockbox with the cash I was saving to pay for my daughter's cancer treatments. She said she wanted to help so I showed her where I hid it. I will never trust her again. She looks like an innocent child but is a dirty Dawg Glass Walking phenom."
by Douche Police August 22, 2021
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Walker's Nod

A respectful bow of the head usually done multiple times by more experienced walkers, usually ones who notice body patterns and such. Either this walker or passerby does not want to talk or would not like to appear threatening. It may be akward for tbe person opposite from you, if they nod too early or too late. Usually said walker will bow their head for a few seconds when passing shoulder to shoulder, which is quite normal. I personally use the walker's nod a lot, and as mutual walkers, we all understand. When I first started walking a lot, I was quite confused, but realized quickly what others were doing. This is a show of respect, don't take it wrong. Anyway, have fun on your next walk! Remember to nod!
"I was walking down the street, and this shady guy gave me the walker's nod. I'm glad he wasn't going to- like, you know, kidnap me or something."
by spinthewheelpersonality October 18, 2024
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