Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.
Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"
by Durk Durka February 03, 2009
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Captain Crazy

He will kill you and sweep your clan.
Captain Crazy will kill you and sweep your clan.
by Get Wrekked August 10, 2019
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Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson
“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass
by Captains cum bucket April 27, 2020
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Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.
by dangerzone116 December 16, 2011
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captain d

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"
by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021
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Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.
Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!
by Kaymmm March 22, 2020
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captain fantasy

the nickname of the weird kid from the 80's movie, Enid Finds Her Father
captain fantasy is the name of a movie character
by suggestions121 August 04, 2008
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