Bob the builder

A construction man that loves to play with his tool

He loves playing with his tool
But get to close and they’ll be up your ass

Bob the builder will fuck it

by Hobby lobby November 18, 2020

bob tart

bob tart is a cow that sucks dick and eats ass

you bob tart mar

by God Clan May 10, 2019

bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"

Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!

by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009

bob-robert

A hardon at the worst possible time

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

Bob and Jill

Colloquial for "boy and girl" in some parts of the United States, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Sometimes used in Australia.

"Hey look, Kim gave birth!" "Woah, was it a Bob, a Jill, or a Bob and Jill?" "A Bob -- his name is Saint West."

by yungsvg June 23, 2017

cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.

Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'

by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015

Butt Bobbing

Butt plug play. Hallmarked by repeated insertion and extraction of a large, stretching butt plug. This action eventually renders the recipient with pronounced anal gape.

I was butt bobbing Louise last night. Man she was gapped.

I was so open after the butt bobbing that he fisted me to the elbow.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018