tight

Pissed off to an extent.

Mostly used to rub someone else's anger in their face.

Ex 1: I'm so effing tight, I spend 30 bucks on a CD that's sold on Ebay for $2.95!

Ex 2: Billy: I can't find my cat...

Bob: About that...I need to find a way to get this blood off my tires.

Billy: ....

Thorton: TIGHT!

by asdfghjkl;yoo August 20, 2009

tighter than kitties

something that is awesome, cool, or just plain a-fucking-mazing.

Man, them cars are tighter than kitties.

by choicekillschance July 3, 2010

tightest cunt alive

When your out with Friends and the Ginger one disappears when it's his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the 'lost my iPhone' App

My Ginger Friend is the tightest cunt alive.

by Chinese_ry November 25, 2016

TightPants

Pants that make you look skinnier than usual.

Lets You Dance Like Heck To Release The Madness.

Easy To Dance In.

I was walking through the forest of Moccasin breath,
When I saw a troll boy wearing tightpants

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

tight like I'm two

a really tight pum pum

omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao

by momomarsssss February 14, 2018

Tight

The quintessential of righteousness. Tight is to be the exact amount of anything or everything packed as efficiently as possible into the desired vessel of delivery.

Dude have you seen the new fox, KAT, who moved in three doors down? She is so tight and so fine. I'm gonna buy your mom's house, you know the one right between yours and KAT's. Then I'll move yo momma into your basement, to torment you until she kicks it. And I'll live happily ever after, one door down from the tightest piece of pussy the north side has ever seen. If the taint ain't Tight, it ain't right. Sucka

by Nyitromaniac June 19, 2018

tight unit

The opposite of loose unit; to get mortally fucked up to the point of not remembering the night but still somehow making it back to bed.

Katie: "I think I remember jumping through my window to get back in"
Harvey: "Katie... you're a fucking loose unit"
Katie: "Mate I am a fucking.. TIGHT UNIT!"

by HarvDaddy February 21, 2018