VAG

Volkswagen Audi Group

You need to experience VAG at least once in your life.

by Ihaveagolf November 16, 2021

vag-i-ness

Having the incessant ambiance of vagina. It generally refers to a dude who lacks dude qualities.

Yeah, bro... it's a sausage party, but Paul's complete vag-i-ness keeps the whole thing balanced.

by The British Guy February 24, 2009

vag of doom

My vagina. It leads to another dimension. Possibly several men trapped there?

Fasten your seatbelts, it the vag of doom!!!!!!!!!1

by fuckmeintheskull October 25, 2013

vag tease

A girl that is hot but really isnt puttin out.

''That girl is soo hot''
''Dont even try shes a total vag tease''.

by Fucking bitchhhhhhhhh October 24, 2008

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

Witch Vag

A females vagina that has contracted and shows symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."

"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Vag Stacking

To line up girls you plan on having relationships with in order.

Brian had been vag stacking Leslie, Susan, and Michelle. If things didn't work out with Leslie, he'd move on to Susan, and from there, Michelle.

by CYelnats July 8, 2012