Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro

by new guy 101 April 22, 2020

to go toilet

Any receptical that can be used to capture human waste whilst on "the go"

I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet

by BathroomSniper January 17, 2017

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.

I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.

by Maru the internet sensation August 25, 2011

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Toilet Chutney

A body waste product that contains fruit and or vegetables and is slightly "loose" but easily spreadable (in-between underpants and bottoms)

I have toilet chutney in my underpants, I may have to throw them away! Or, Is a fart Brown and Lumpy? No, in that case I have definitely just shit myself!

by Drunken Wandering Wombat March 11, 2015