When having sex with a woman/man/other doggy-style, your penis slips out. It heads straight for Door Number 2 but gets jammed sideways in between the ass cheeks, thus resembling a broken table leg.
After his third slippery busted table leg, Bill was never the same.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
Hurts more than a slippery busted table leg.
by Wes & Rob February 28, 2007
by LasSquirrels March 25, 2011
Refers to a list of people that you would have sexual relations with on the dinning room table at thanksgiving regardless of who was sitting at the table. Someone who is an ultimate sexual fantasy.
by TNflyguy June 25, 2014
Oh no our table it’s broken!
by Tick-tock Finatticz January 13, 2022
Antonym of bring to the table, as in somebody who's existence is beneficial to society, as opposed to someone who drains the communal lifeforce from the world.
<Pointing at a serial killer/pederast/shitty president> That guy right there, he's such a douchebag, he actually takes away from the table.
by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006
Daniel's principle states that when one puts out a heavy topic at the communal table, one is either seeking attention or trying to instigate trouble.
by ShodunTheShadow April 16, 2019
Beer pong table is one of two things. You can use a regular old table to play the world wide known game beer pong. Or you can play on one of the finest beer pong tables in the world from http://www.propongtables.com
by Pro Pong Tables September 12, 2008