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Porch Pop Season

An Appalachian term, used primarily in Eastern KY and West Virginia, usually used when referring to the late Autumn, early Winter weather that allows the locals to leave their soda “pop” on their porch to save room in their fridge, and still keep their soda cold, tradionally Porch Pop Season ends after the first soda explodes from the cold.
“Hey, are you out of Mountain Dew, man?”

“No, dude, you gotta go outside, it’s Porch Pop Season.”

“Oh, wow, it hits 30 degrees tonight, we oughta move the Dr Pepper outside, idk why but Porch Pop Season makes Pop taste better, in my opinion.”

“Baby, you know Kentucky weather keeps things colder than any Frigidaire could ever dream.”
by Hugsandpisses December 24, 2022
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White people seasoning

Bro don't go over to Eric's house for dinner. He uses "white people seasoning"
by Ttess1 September 9, 2023
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Season-3 Zuko

Referring to the state of self in which one has attained "fullness", or a total sense of one's self and destiny.
"If you can't handle me at my season-1 Zuko, you don't deserve me at my season-3 Zuko." - Marilyn Manson
by Finlay Bain July 19, 2017
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full season victory

When you think that a tv show on a streaming service like Netflix or prime is a weekly episode but you realise that all episodes are streaming now.
Hey Danny boy, just realised that the new season of power is a full season victory, get yo ass round here now and let’s order some pizza fam!
by Burt87 September 27, 2020
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Cum back season

All of April is when you are only allowed to cum on a females back during intercourse when you are about to nut.
Guy1: Dude is cum back season!!!
Guy2: yeah I celebrated it last night!!!
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cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021
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sherlock season 5

a way to make all sherlockians sad
this is one way to tell if a person watches or has an addiction to the bbc show sherlock
*person 1 discussing with person 2*
person 1: yeah, so i heard that it will be years before 'sherlock season 5' comes.
person 2: *looks up and cries*
by cumberbxcycle May 19, 2017
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