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Smack Noodle

The most unattractive piece of ass (human) you have ever seen!
3rd"Damn! That B**** is Smack Noodle bro!
by Silly bittch May 30, 2017
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Street Noodles

Being killed in an excessive gory manner on the street, so much though that the gore looks like noodles.
Staring at a homie who git got by the drive by.

"Damn this nigga got turned Into street noodles."
by MRMars85 January 13, 2019
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Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.
Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!
by A dying goat December 8, 2017
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Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
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Shrimp Noodle

ADJ.
Persons of the African American decent who are tall in stature and constantly likes to mess with his girlfriend's feelings and throw around red flags. Commonly known as "J" .
" J is such a Shrimp Noodle"

"Don't be a Shrimp Noodle"
by Honeygurl1285 February 16, 2020
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Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'
by jjho April 28, 2010
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Noodle month

When you don't have enough money to buy real food. So instead you buy what you can afford which is usually ramen noodles.
My family is going through noodle month again. Ever since dad lost his job.
by Kawaiigaara October 6, 2012
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