Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.

Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

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stink gooch

Another word for an asshole

I hope she lets me eat her stink gooch tonight

by knockey knocker June 5, 2024

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Gooch Bracken

A patch of overgrown pubic hair found on the perineum of a man or a woman.

"Dude this girl had so much Gooch Bracken I couldn't even bear to cross the bridge to Trumpton!"

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

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gooch feeding

the sucking of a penis.

Bro i was at my girlfriends house a few days ago and she started gooch feeding out of no where!

by Potato.God June 28, 2023

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Gooch Dribble

The sweat from the ball sack

Go Lick Gooch Dribble

by The Banter Lad January 6, 2017

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Gooch Cheddar

Occurs when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without showering and a thin layer of cheese accumulates between the crack and sack.

This type of cheddar is a close cousin of Fromunda Cheese.

I’ll have the triple cheddar burger, but if Gooch Cheddar’s on the guest list, I’ma pass.

by Ricky Suenos January 18, 2025

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