Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the

“Slurp my gooch.”

by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

girl dickooch

“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
“ yessir “

by goochlover69 April 17, 2023

The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up

"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"

by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025

Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.

This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.

by yonkers16 August 12, 2024

Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.

Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.

by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025

Gooch

The area between one's asshole and their testicles or their vulva depending on what's in their pants. In other words; it's the border between poundtown and the local dump.

Steph tore her gooch while doing yoga last night, or at least that's how she claims it happened.

by VeeTheBean November 19, 2023