human factors engineering

i) the process and effects of intentionally playing on a persons attributes to achieve a goal, either directly or indirectly.

I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering

by cybayob February 4, 2004

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Red neck Engineering

An form of engineering that is usually done on the fly and / or is dangerous, to fix a sudden problem.

Rather then buying new furniture, Mark does some Red neck Engineering to fix them up again..

by BiggusDicks December 25, 2022

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Engine

In general (chat). Usually referring to a presence in said chat and an invite to join.

"Engine"
"Aight dude I'll be there in a sec my dude, my mic is being retarded."

by LoafO'Disease October 24, 2020

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Matrix Engineer

Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.

- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.

by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023

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Engineer's Refrigerator

This is an often small refrigerator, on campus, typically located in a semi-dorm, open-dorm or pressure-turbine-energy system lab where college students working together or individually on projects and just chilling keep their nice lunches, drinks, snacks and confectionaries. It's pretty common for them to just leave them there for the next person. Sometimes they do it as a nice gesture or gift. Typically, if something's been in there for atleast 3 to 4 days and no one has picked it up, it's yours. Mainly, though, I'd like to introduce the college tradition. If someone leaves something there and doesn't really come back to get it, it belongs to the next hardworking engineer who comes across it on their spare in or out of class time.

Lay student: You look like you're up to a lot.
Hardworking expert engineer (college guy chilling and exploring after getting shit done): Yeah. It's been pretty hectic, especially inside that Energy Systems Lab. I'd better give that Engineer's Refrigerator a peep.

by arvinthsiva May 2, 2019

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