Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).

Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."

by House of Cods March 28, 2017

Cloud

Apparently a gender according to feminists. A very big and wet cotton ball in the sky.

Feminist : A cloud is a gender and you just offended all clouds

Guy : No it's a big and wet cotton ball in the sky and can't you find something else to argue about

by Eyyywhatup April 13, 2017

cloud bake

To prevent the exit of any smoke from one room or vehicle when smoking marijuana. Causes the room or vehicle to become filled with smoke.

We rolled up all the windows in the car to cloud bake it.

by Chillz147 April 15, 2017

Cloud Plant

To refer to marijuana.

You got and cloud plant bruh?

by Budand22 April 30, 2017

calorie cloud

The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.

I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.

by lukecycles May 19, 2017

Cloud

When your trousers flout like a cloud and makes it look like you got a boner.

"Mate it's that a boner i see"
"Naah fan it's just a cloud innit"
cloud

by Asanco September 20, 2017

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017