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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma July 23, 2014
mugGet the z-chara board hitmug.
When you would fuck someone so hard they go through the head board of the bed.
Jeff- Hey, look at this chick
Dave- Oof, I’d put her through a head board.
by Daviddawhite September 26, 2018
mugGet the Put her through a head boardmug.

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
mugGet the Ouija board service providersmug.

Board Slave

Someone who seems to be possessed, and can not stop skateboarding for thier own good.
Ex. "John broke his leg yesterday, but i think he was trying to skate again today... wat a board slave."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
mugGet the Board Slavemug.

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
mugGet the scandanavian scotch diving boardmug.

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.
Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???
by bzm June 3, 2004
mugGet the board unwarpermug.

The Board Munchies

The feeling when you want to eat but you are not hungry.
I must not succumb to "The Board Munchies".
by RobbyRad June 5, 2019
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