Where lonely souls get together to make friends- but fail and perish to the deep and gaping hole of the scarce amount of vaginas available at this depressing school.
by Ragreys February 22, 2017
Get the middlesex county academy mug.Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.
Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????
Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...
Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!
Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!
Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...
Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!
Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!
by Kilg0h and Apache April 30, 2009
Get the Canyon Crest Academy mug.Person 1: "I got a detention for going with my friend in the elevator"
Person 2: "I feel bad. What school does this?"
Person 1: "Novi Christian Academy"
Person 2: "I feel bad. What school does this?"
Person 1: "Novi Christian Academy"
by ChadTurtleKid587 October 18, 2021
Get the Novi Christian Academy mug.A crappy school where there is an 18yr old in year 9 lots of long faced prestige bitches y'all khow who you are and the supply teachers sit on kids furthermore if you go on the field at lunch all ya hear is a load of grm daily shiiii so yh as you can tell someone needs to shoot this skl down ffs anyone wanna do it be my guest
by Guccigangihavealongwang July 8, 2019
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Person two: Yeah, I haven’t had an Eargasm since his last video
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by GrDen May 8, 2022
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by REGINAMILLSXOXO May 24, 2016
Get the triplett dance academy mug.Welcome to probably the shittest school you'll find in England. This absolute shithole is full to the brim of roadmen, Chavs, foreigners and the small minority of neeks. This school somehow got passed on by Ofsted as a 'good' school but they were most likely high as a student probably supplied them with a gram of weed. This absolute state of a school might look good from the outside and inside but most of the students are just tossers.
You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.
If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.
The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.
The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
You'll probably find that every drug dealer in Wisbech goes to this school as no teacher really gives a shit about what the students do, this is proved by the fact that most kids like to smoke in the toilets, come into school high, have a scrap every other day and insult teachers.
If you ever see a kid in a blazer with the TCA logo on it or a tie that is blue, yellow or green I would recommend walking away from them as they will either rob you, beat you or stab you.
The rest of the kids are most likely inbred neeks who only really like going there for the work. These kids have probably been bullied since year 7.
The head teacher, Richard Scott is apparently the reason why Thomas Clarksons behaviour has gotten better (when it really hasn't) when really all he does is walk around the school aimlessly asking little girls to stand up so he can see if there skirt is too small when realistically he's just tryna stare at her minge.
"Did you hear about the situation at Thomas Clarkson Academy"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
"No what happened"
"3 kids snorted cocaine in the toilets and they're all in hospital"
"Doesn't surprise me to be honest"
by Biggestboyaround22 March 28, 2021
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