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Skinny

No man boobs or muffin tops. A person who looks healthy and lean with a low body fat percentage. Body mass index is underweight (under 18.5) or healthy (18.5 to 24.9). A female who is 168cm tall, for example, and weighs 58kg would be considered skinny.
"She is so beautiful and skinny. Wish I was as skinny as her."

"Based on your height and weight, you are in the healthy BMI range and are nice and skinny."
by TheYodaofHealth July 29, 2022
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Bald and Skinny

A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).

It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
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skinny guy

A man without much muscle or fat, typically packing a huge cock
"I hooked up with that skinny guy yesterday, and my god, was he hung!"
"It's true, skinny guys always have the biggest dicks."
by justalilguy November 7, 2023
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skinny peep

A very courageous yet sensitive and wise musician with a very large dick. Surprisingly.
"We were in bed when he ended up being like skinny peep."
by Skinny Peep November 27, 2018
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Skinny

a unit of a fat boi that makes everyones penis go extremely hard
WOW Ali-a is skinny
by yamumskinny179 March 31, 2019
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Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf
by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022
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Skinny tits

Most common in old men. Usually the man shirtless will be very skinny but still over the years devoloped small man boobs that sag halfway down the chest.
Chris has a skinny grandfather but when he took his shirt off I found out he had a case of the skinny tits. They were almost down to the belly button!
by Skinnytits6969 March 8, 2020
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