The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
Get the Shrimp Cocktailmug. by Deeznutsmang April 24, 2022
Get the Cajin shrimpmug. Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.
What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.
Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.
Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 6, 2024
Get the Shrimpmug. Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021
Get the shrimp cocktailmug. Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.
by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019
Get the Shrimpingmug. by Masturbation Station June 23, 2014
Get the shrimp divingmug. by TexualSension January 11, 2022
Get the Shrimp piemug.