Puss Plan

A Puss Plan, is a plan with the only purpose being having sex with a female without too much hassle or exchange of romantic feelings.

Hey boys can’t hang out tonight I’ve got a Puss plan lined up.

by Brookside23 March 3, 2022

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Longhorn Plan

1. A plan to completely scrap a project after making significant progress and start over from scratch. Some parts of the original plan may be salvageable but most well have to be completely reworked for the new longhorn plan.

2. A reference to the scrapping of Windows Longhorn after three and a half years of development.

Guy 1: Hey you know that project you've been working on since you started with the company?

Guy 2: Uhhh, Yeah...

Guy 1: None of it's working and the business requirements have changed.

Guy2: I'll get started on the Longhorn Plan

by ztpruit January 26, 2010

Plan D&C

Dilation and curettage (D&C), a surgical abortion procedure, is the last chance to keep the little bastards out when Plan B (levonorgestrel, a morning-after pill for birth control) isn't enough and has already been tried.

Already tried Plan B? Then you'd better have a Plan D&C!

by bitchuck September 18, 2024

healthcare plan

Started during the Obama campaign, which was especially focused on healthcare.
It’s jokingly used to indicate racism. A racist voter who didn’t like Obama could very plausibility say the reason for their dislike was based on disagreements with Obama’s healthcare plan.

Why did the South shift so much to Rs in 2008?
They didn’t like Obama’s healthcare plan.

by upzoner April 6, 2024

The plan for Tuesday

X5 gapping the jeep

“I can’t wait for the plan for tuesday”

by The absolute goat himself June 10, 2023

A knife in our plans

A phrase, like "to through a spanner in the works", it means to mess stuff up. It is a common phrase on the west coast of the U.S., it is more commonly used with the younger generations, yet, it can also be used by older folk.

Oh, I forgot the tent, I guess we need to go back home.
Well, that really is a knife in our plans

by ChefsButtler May 16, 2020