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la tabele

La tabele means THE TABLE but wrong.
This word comes from a robloxian with the username mr_blocksio.
When you get a table you can grab or throw around and use as a weapon. you can say "LA TABELE" as you swing it or throw it at a unsuspecting victim.
by Ballsnfr February 3, 2023
mugGet the la tabelemug.

LA Snow

Dude, we need to go pick up some LA Snow for tonight.
by randyrodich September 10, 2015
mugGet the LA Snowmug.

LA Orphan

Someone who left their friends and family to move to Los Angeles.
Jason was an LA orphan before I invited him to hang with us.
by violetpolkadots December 26, 2014
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LA Flake

An LA Flake is someone who makes plans with someone, often including day, time, and location, then no longer responds to messages on the day of.

It's possible to find a flake in most parts of the world, but an LA Flake is especially noteworthy for how long they engage in friendly conversation leading up to the activity, how predictably close to the activity they'll disappear completely, and how the number of confirmations or level of detail in the plans seem to make no difference.

In most cases, the last you'll hear from an LA Flake is the day before you're supposed to see them. Otherwise, you may get lucky and hear a rare burst of cluelessly insulting honesty along the lines of "Someone invited me to something more fun!" Most commonly, the LA Flake will see your messages and try to convince themselves "Well, we didn't *really* make plans…" Sometimes, they'll try to convince you, too. But remember, if you've agreed to meet at a date and time, those are plans — don't fall for their trickery!

The natural habitat for the LA Flake is the LA dating scene. They can most frequently be spotted complaining amongst themselves about how often people in LA ghost on them and not knowing what irony is.
"Weren't you two going on a date tonight?"
"We were, but she stopped responding to texts yesterday. Turns out she's an LA Flake."
"I see. It sounds like she's either a terrible person poisoning the LA dating scene or she dropped her phone in a toilet."
"Either way, it's shitty."
by Hans v October 20, 2019
mugGet the LA Flakemug.

Chris La

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so sweet and is always there for you. He never wants to hurt you and always has time to hang out. Sometimes he is annoying but you just have to get through it because he works with your random moods. He is smart even tho he denies it. He puts his friends first.

He is also really hot and all the girls like him but he only likes one girl. He’s not a fuckboy at all. Thank god!
Chris la is great
by Bean117 July 13, 2018
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La berns

That guy should be nicknamed “La berns” he’s such a gamma male
by Alphagymbrohahayeah May 2, 2022
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la nicole

La nicole is a girl that if you treat her right she will invite u to her bday party. If u dont fuck urself lol. :((
"Is that Nicole?" "No, she's La Nicole"
by notfranchu November 23, 2020
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