Jordan Moment

A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.

"yo I just committed 20 acts of arson by accident."
"lol what a Jordan moment"

by jordie jo January 2, 2020

Jordan Henry

When you flip flop too much and you cant pick a side and you threaten to slap a hiroshimaru.

Stop being a Jordan Henry.

by NTNitingale August 17, 2020

andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011

Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.

Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..

by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020

CJ JORDAN

the friend that forgets anything and is lazy

John: My Friend is lazy.
Hannah: Is his name CJ Jordan

John: Yep he is lazy

by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020

jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches

You could call him a real jordan wrigley

by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021

My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐

by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021