Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

Fat slob

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours

by bernardgamer October 04, 2022

Nenos jona

Someone really scared to spend money on the luxuries in life and continuously settling for less. Some would say he’s tighter than a nuns arse!

Nenos jona- Wow look at that hotel, that’s amazing I would love to stay there

Friend- dont be such a nenos dude that place is a shithole

by The jonas May 12, 2020

Jonas and Niyah

Amazing at sex, best fortnite duo, very attractive couple, they have the best taste in music.

"have you watched 50 shades of grey?"
"yeah, thats some kinky shit jonas and niyah would do"

by fncs champion February 01, 2024

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

by Michichet August 13, 2020

Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018

jonas van oppen

If your name is Jonas van Oppen u have massive cock and u get all the girls

I wish I was Jonas van Oppen

by JulPringle <3 November 13, 2015

jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone

i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach

by woahits_reese February 14, 2017