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Grease

To fuck one over or inconvenience another person.
Damn Tonya why you always gotta grease me.
by Giveenchi August 7, 2020
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Grease log

A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
Now that its the end of the camping trip its time to put on the grease log.
by Wildandschmit June 25, 2023
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Garno Grease

The fecal paste caked within a man’s hairy asshole used by gay males as lube to gently slide their throbbing meatwhistles in and out.
Damn, RJ is wet with Garno Grease. His corn hole is ripe for the picking and ready to be pounded
by BootBoot January 5, 2020
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.
Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!
by Ty7777 April 19, 2010
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Grease Fight

All participants eat greasy, saucy, and drippy foods. Then they wrestle around without washing their hands.
After we kill these ribs do you wanna have a grease Fight?
by Papa Lasagna August 8, 2021
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