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Grape

I can't stop masturbating to grapes

Holy shit. I am fucking turned on by grapes. Whenever I feel the soft, slimy outer skin, I get turned on. I slowly peel off the wet skin of a green grape, and start to feel its inner flesh. I squeeze the grape onto my dick and feel aroused as the grape crushes against my rock hard boner. I ejaculate my cock with the grape in my hand and feel pleasured as my dick is penetrated by the grape seeds. In a clash of flavor, I begin to climax, with the grape seeds getting shot out at the window, shattering the glass. I then stack a pile of grapes which i sit on. As the grapes enter my ass, I begin to shit out cum, shit, and grape juice all at once on the floor. When I run out of grapes, I contemplate suicide and begin to hang myself until the noose breaks due to my weight, and I begin to ejaculate again with more grapes.
Ari, Ari I love your huge ass grapes *moan*
by Ari-Ari February 2, 2022
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grape child

kokichi oma - danganronpq v3

he's ok
person 1 - hey yknow grape child?

person 2 - yeah isn't that kokichi oma?
by nagito_komeada January 6, 2021
mugGet the grape childmug.

Grape Juice

grape juice is purple. y e s.
My grandma like grape juice. i found it in her casket with chiken wing bones too. i cant find her though, she missing
by Bille Jean April 7, 2022
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Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.
Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story
by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019
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Graped

Adjective
When dominating someone in a game so much that you've essentially raped them
John *gets 3 stocked*
Mark: "You just got graped"
by Pixerler2point0 March 9, 2024
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grape

man:man have you heard about jame?
other man:no,what?
man:he a grape!
by heyoboyo November 29, 2018
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purple grape

When someone shoves a white grape up your nose and takes it out and turns purple and eats it
do u wanna try purple grape? it looks really fun and all my friends did it
by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
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