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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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Done

A sly way of emphasizing a mates failure or negating their self-confidence. More commonly expressed during top notch banter or in roasting.
Gary: "Lads, I had some Netflix and Chill with Sophie last night!"

Rob: "What, Sophie your sex toy?"

Ben: "Oooh you just got done son!"

Joe: "He's f*cking done you mate! He's done ya!"
by RoboticRansom May 12, 2016
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you done trumped up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017
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.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
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Done Out

Being done and fed up with something.

Done with being / doing something.
Done with and leaving somewhere.
Tired of being and doing something.
I'm so done out this place.
I'm done out with you and all your bs.
by 3.12.15.21.4.ix May 11, 2023
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What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.
If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.
by QuacksO March 6, 2024
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Ya Done

When someone got you fucced up.. you end it all right there!
“So you really not gon come over? Cool YA DONE
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